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Labor Day Weekend in the Shitty Hamptons

In honor of KUWTK taking on The Hamptons I’m going back to when I took over the Hamptons… for a second time!  This time we were in East Hampton!

Heading to the Hamptons… don’t worry… I got your back on what to wear!  Pastels, white, and stripes, all day everyday!  Even at night at the bars yes!  It’s like how New York is known for all black everything… well somehow these New Yorkers find some white in their closets enough to breakout to the Hamptons like they are used to seeing the sun.  #allwhiteeverything Think prep school… so WASPY! 


What to wear in the Hamptons











So Labor Day Weekend I took planes, trains, and automobiles to the SHITTY Hamptons to stay in a shitty mcmansion with my shitty friends. (que That Awkward Moment movie reference if you don’t get that) aka it’s hilarious!

expandable travel bag via Stella and Dot

By the way if you haven’t read this book… GET IT... like now!  It’s amazing how spot on and hilarious it is!!! Like the shit you’re thinking but don’t say… it’s here.

Surf dans le Hamptons sweatshirt and bag via Tenet

Finally after what felt like forever of traveling we got to the East Hamptons House #homeawayfromhome had a quick lobster dinner and jumped in the hot tub while being serenaded with some live music!  




Went grocery shopping… immediately… to the liquor store… because who needs to eat right?  And we heard Rose was running dangerously low!! #thehorror

So we drank our breakfast and lunch playing with hella flash tats until our chef got there.
  




Most of our days were spent hanging around the pool in our backyard doing Mermaid Activities and playing with Mr.Swan, the must have accessory of the summer.  

The most exciting thing for me wasn’t drinking at the wineries, shopping in the Hamptons, getting a Starbucks Hamptons mug, or partying late night in all white or even seeing Ashley Olsen at spin class (although that was a close second) … it was working out with Tracy Anderson! Her method is insane and amazing and I’m addicted!  How fucking cool does that shit look!  Talk about sore.  Like whoa.


Beach days in East Hamptons… ahhhh memories.  And see that girl right there…. no not me… the other one… on the right… guess what?!?  We’ve got a big surprise for you!!! 2015 status… we’ll be co-blogging, upgrading, and taking over the internets here with a witty name change!!! So get ready for the takeover!! I know we can’t wait!

Til’ next Summer dans les Hamptons… see ya there!

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