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Here Comes HONEY BOO BOO Top 10 Life Lessons



The Learning Channel (cue snickering) new hit show!!  A spinoff from the ever so famous Toddlers & Tiaras. So if you loved to hate that one, you’ll love to hate this one even more!  Even Paris Hilton is watching… aren’t you?

The show focuses on Alana, better known as Honey Boo Boo Child, who we first met on Toddlers & Tiaras. In case you’ve forgotten Honey Boo Boo is the one who was always hopped up on ‘go-go juice’, which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull and shame.


HONEY BOO BOO REMIX!!! “I’m all that and a pack of crackers…. here ya go baby.”
So yeah… I’m hooked.


IF you need the back story:
CATCH UP HERE!


I love how you can hear the producers and crew laughing at her in the background.







So today I’m going to go over a couple things I’ve learned from watching 
HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO…


TOP 10 QUOTES / FACTS / LIFE LESSONS
  1. Picking your nose is not lady like
  2. Pumpkin will stop passing gas when she’s dead
  3. Nobody can be proper and etiquettely all the time
  4. June is 32?
  5. Girls who who’s/ginies are now called biscuits…primarily Hardee’s biscuits
  6. Breakfast of champions = cheese balls
  7. If the bathroom’s full, wash your hair in the sink
  8. Go to the redneck games
  9. If you fart 12-15 times per day you will lose a lot of weight
  10. Now holla fo a dolla honey boo boo child



Believe it or not Here Comes Honey Boo Boo beat out the Olympics in ratings…


And yes this did just happen..





Did I miss anything?  Hope y’all are watching with me.



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