Dear Farrah Abraham- What were you thinking when you did this??
Dear Old Job- Peace out! I’m freeeeeeeeee.
Dear New Job- I love you.
Dear Football Season- FINALLY!!! I’m so happy you’re here! Roll Tide!
Dear Diet- I’m trying. There are just so many of you out there it’s hard to pick just one.
Dear Microwave- I took you for granted. I thought I wouldn’t need you and that I don’t need you but turns out… I do and now you’re so expensive to replace. Come back?
Dear Old Room Mate Angela Stizza– When rent is due on the 1st, you pay it. Why don’t you?
Dear Hip- Please get better and I promise to take good care of you. Thank you.
Dear Jewelry Organizer 1, 2, and 3- I don’t like any of you. I want to break up. I need something new to de-clutter ALL of my jewelry and not take up too much room or any closet space. Help?
Dear Weekend- Thank you for coming!